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If I Were God...: The World Would Get a Swift Kick in the Butt
Paperback
ISBN13: 9780998430430
Publisher: Rated P Press
Published: May 17 2019
Pages: 372
Weight: 1.09
Height: 0.77 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Witty Insights and Rants on Serious Issues and Other Things That Just Piss Us Off
What number do you press to exact revenge after that voice throws you into the Twilight Zone of voice response systems?
Do you like getting junk mail?
Did you know becoming a citizen of the United States does not require learning English?
Can sex really be an addiction?
Should we legalize prostitution? End of life suicide?
What would your travel ban look like?
Should we throw parents in jail with their felonious children?
Do you care that fish fart to communicate? Or why we think quail sex is relevant to human beings? A lot of our hard earned money is used by scientists who just had to find out. Those are just two examples of the many studies trashed in a rant about useless research.
If I Were God... is a witty and thoughtful exposé on things in life that just don't make sense and what could be done about them. We have all had that If I were God moment when something pisses us off and we know we have a cure. Open the pages and find mine. You may not always agree, but you will be entertained.
From the author of Oh Shit! I'm Over 50 and Single, this next book is certain to make all ages think hard about today's controversial issues, and laugh even harder.
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