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The Inconvenient Immortal: Episode 2: Scepter Academy & The Fountain of Dread
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jun 22 2025
Pages: 74
Weight: 0.28
Height: 0.19 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
A disgraced dark god. A haunted fryer. A corporate training academy from hell.
Thales of Gloom-formerly a powerful immortal warlord, now answering to Ted-barely survived his last shift at Meat Scepter. But just when he thought he'd mastered the fryer station and avoided another write-up, fate hands him a new horror: Scepter Academy, the company's soul-crushing training center and root of all corporate darkness.
Alongside Kylie, a teenage shift leader with terminal sarcasm, and the mysterious Combo King, Ted must navigate cursed soda dispensers, sentient mop buckets, and a cafeteria prophecy foretold in sauce. And somewhere between dodging HR demons and mastering the sacred art of Up-Selling, he discovers a larger truth:
There are seven Relics of Combo, and one of them is on his finger.
If Ted doesn't embrace his destiny, the entire world might be franchised into oblivion.
Perfect for fans of workplace comedies, dark fantasy, and high-stakes satire, this second installment of The Inconvenient Immortal serves up extra crispy magic, greasy lore, and just enough existential dread to go with your combo.
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