I'm Porfectly Nermal
Paperback
Series: Mikespeak, Book 1
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ISBN10: 1543249469
ISBN13: 9781543249460
Publisher: Createspace
Published: May 12 2017
Pages: 144
Weight: 0.44
Height: 0.31 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781543249460
Publisher: Createspace
Published: May 12 2017
Pages: 144
Weight: 0.44
Height: 0.31 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Welcome to the weird and wonderful world of MikeSpeak! Somewhere in the sleepy capital of the state of New York there is a man whose special talent for accidentally transforming the English language is providing Endless Mindertainment to a small but growing group of family, friends and fans. His talent for verbal twists and flubs seems to spring from a bottomless well that has been documented for over 20 years, creating an amazing collection of language reconstructed, often with hilarious effect. If you like to laugh, and are looking for something unusual, then we invite you to enter the world of MikeSpeak! MikeSpeak Vol. 1, I'm Porfectly Nermal demonstrates how our friend Mike may be the world's most prolific producer of spoonerisms - the twisting of syllables in a sentence to form other words, usually with interesting and unexpected results. Additionally Mike is prone to other types of verbal malapropisms, as well as conceptual confusions and slapstick misadventures, many of which are documented here and in subsequent MikeSpeak volumes. We invite you to play along and try to decipher just exactly what Mike was trying to say. In a conversation with Mike you could be called Mr. Panty Smarts. Or you may be asked to eat that clown. Or perhaps maybe you'd like to mash some cake. From witnessing the badger to the goons swirling over him, you can count on Michael having said something about it! And if, try as you might, you still can't figure out what Mike was trying to say, all the answers are provided in the back of the book, with additional notations and commentary. It really is Endless Mindertainment!
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