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I Take This Man
Paperback
ISBN13: 9780062431523
Publisher: William Morrow & Company
Published: Oct 13 2015
Pages: 304
Weight: 0.50
Height: 0.80 Width: 5.30 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
From author Valerie Frankel comes a hilarious story of suspense, revenge and revelation, involving a bride, a groom, her mother, and his father.
Here comes the bride...there goes the groom...!
Penny Bracket waited two years to marry dream man Bram Shiraz. Then on the morning of the Big Day, while she's trying on her veil, Penny receives the worst two-line letter of her life: Penny, I can't go through with it. Sorry, Bram.
Penny's hurt and upset. But Esther, Penny's divorced mom, wants Bram's head on a platter. So Mom ambushes the cold-footed coward before he hot-foots it out of town, bonks him on the head with a champagne bottle, and spirits him away to a hidden room in her gargantuan mansion in Short Hares, New Jersey. Esther doesn't want much. All Bram has to do is write personal, heartfelt apologies to each of the two hundred disappointed wedding guests . . . and eat every mouthful of the very expensive gourmet wedding feast that has gone to waste. Then he'll be free to leave.
Penny doesn't want Bram tortured. She just wants answers to why--and maybe a little revenge....
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