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I Need a Vocation from Everybody, Real Talk: Everyday Stress, Bullshit, and Why I Need People to Leave Me Alone
Paperback
Series: Real Talk
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Publisher: Independently Published
Pages: 276
Weight: 0.82
Height: 0.58 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Everybody needs something. Everybody has a question. Everybody wants to talk-and somehow, it always happens the second you finally sit down.
I Need a Vacation from Everybody, Real Talk is a hilarious, honest collection of everyday frustrations, family chaos, overstimulation, unwanted phone calls, surprise visitors, missing chargers, endless group chats, and the people who refuse to leave you alone.
With blunt humor and a little profanity, Victoria Wheeler says what exhausted parents, caregivers, dependable friends, and overwhelmed adults are thinking but are usually too polite to say out loud.
Inside, you'll find painfully relatable chapters about protecting your peace, reaching your social limit, hiding in the bathroom for five minutes, sitting in the car before going inside, and loving your people while still wishing they would go somewhere else.
This book is for anybody who has ever thought:
I love y'all-but please get out of my face.
Funny, unapologetic, and completely relatable, this is the perfect read for anyone who needs a good laugh, a quiet room, and a vacation from everybody.
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