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I Don't Curse. That's a Lie.: Funny Thoughts, Everyday Bullshit, and the Things We're All Thinking But Don't Always Say.
Paperback
Series: Real Talk
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Sep 11 2026
Pages: 276
Weight: 0.82
Height: 0.58 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
I Don't Curse. That's a Lie. is a funny, honest collection of everyday thoughts, real-life frustrations, and the things most of us are thinking but do not always say out loud.
Written by mother-and-daughter team Victoria Wheeler and Iyesha Koita, this book is for men and women who love deeply, work hard, handle too much, and occasionally need a good laugh and a strong curse word to make it through the day.
Inside, you'll find relatable and hilarious observations about adulthood, stress, family, work, boundaries, patience, healing, and trying not to lose your mind when life keeps testing your last nerve.
This is not a book about pretending everything is perfect. It is about laughing through the chaos, protecting your peace, telling the truth, and accepting that sometimes the most honest response is, What the fuck?
Funny, raw, relatable, and unapologetic, I Don't Curse. That's a Lie. will make you laugh, nod your head, and think of somebody who understands exactly what you mean.
No judgment. Just laughs-and maybe a few curse words.
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