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How to Raise a Jewish Dog

How to Raise a Jewish Dog

Rabbis of Boca Raton Theological Seminary
Weiner, Ellis
Davilman, Barbara

Paperback

Humor

Publisher Price: $17.99

ISBN10: 0316154660
ISBN13: 9780316154666
Publisher: Little Brown and Company
Published: Sep 5 2007
Pages: 176
Weight: 0.40
Height: 0.50 Width: 5.40 Depth: 8.10
Language: English
Questions to Ask a Breeder: 1. What kind of job is this, growing dogs? 2. Are these dogs nice? I mean of course they are. But if not, is this refundable? 3. Is this a stable business? Do you make a decent living? 4. Does the insurance kill you or is it okay? 5. Dogs are animals, does this mean you qualify for some kind of Federal ranch subsidies? 6. What do I say to people who want to know how I can spend $1500 and up on a dog when there are so many dogs to be rescued from the pound?

The (make-believe) Rabbis of the (fictional) Boca Raton Theological Seminary have developed the essential dog training program for raising a Jewish dog. For the first time, the same dynamic blend of passive-aggressiveness and smothering indulgence, that unique alloy of infantilization and disingenuous manipulation that created generations of high-achieving Jewish boys and girls, can be applied to create a generation of high-achieving Jewish doggies.

Written (for real) by Ellis Weiner and Barbara Davilman, co-authors of the bestselling Yiddish with Dick and Jane and Yiddish with George and Laura, this essential guide is sure to be a complete howl.

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