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ISBN10: 0995690405
ISBN13: 9780995690400
Publisher: Lightning Source Inc
Published: Jan 30 2017
Pages: 174
Weight: 0.50
Height: 0.40 Width: 5.51 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
ISBN13: 9780995690400
Publisher: Lightning Source Inc
Published: Jan 30 2017
Pages: 174
Weight: 0.50
Height: 0.40 Width: 5.51 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Miserable sod Rodney jumped to his death, only to find that God is a giant pair of testicles who needs him to save the world. In an unconventional tale that includes hipsters, adverts, killer sperm, twitter, the mysterious man in duck egg blue, and a bizarre side story about a gorilla who loses his underpants, can Rodney gain a new love for life, and most importantly, can he save alternative Earth from the...Well, you're not allowed to label the group in question, or they will hunt you down and rip your head off. Marvellous. Mind-blowing. Earth-shattering.-not the author pretending to be someone else You wrote a book? What a nerd.-local school bully Not only is the author of this book better looking than me, but he is a better writer than I ever was.-Shakespeare
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