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How to Explain To Your Cat That He Is Not In Charge: A Practical Guide for Responsible Humans
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ISBN13: 9798176928136
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Sep 25 2026
Pages: 138
Weight: 0.39
Height: 0.35 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Sep 25 2026
Pages: 138
Weight: 0.39
Height: 0.35 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
You love your cat.
But let's be honest with you, you're not entirely sure who's running the house.
In this completely serious (and completely necessary) guide, you'll learn how to:
Recognize early signs of feline dictatorship
Survive the silent treatment
Say no without apologizing
But let's be honest with you, you're not entirely sure who's running the house.
In this completely serious (and completely necessary) guide, you'll learn how to:
Recognize early signs of feline dictatorship
Survive the silent treatment
Say no without apologizing
Negotiate couch territory
Reclaim partial authority at 4 a.m.
Written in a calm, authoritative tone that your cat will almost respect, this book walks you step-by-step through the most difficult conversation a human can have:
You are not in charge.
Perfect for cat owners, gift-givers, and anyone who has ever adjusted a blanket for a sleeping cat while remaining cold. Because in the end, you may not be the boss...
But you can at least look like you tried!
Reclaim partial authority at 4 a.m.
Written in a calm, authoritative tone that your cat will almost respect, this book walks you step-by-step through the most difficult conversation a human can have:
You are not in charge.
Perfect for cat owners, gift-givers, and anyone who has ever adjusted a blanket for a sleeping cat while remaining cold. Because in the end, you may not be the boss...
But you can at least look like you tried!
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