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How to ANNOY your EX
Paperback
Publisher: Daniel Thomson
Published: Apr 2 2026
Pages: 188
Weight: 0.49
Height: 0.43 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Breaking up is hard to do. Breaking their spirit? That's an art form.
The ink on the breakup decree is barely dry, and you're left with a choice: you can wallow in a tub of discount ice cream, or you can become a Master of Minor Mayhem.
In How to Annoy Your Ex, the Asphalt Cowboy hangs up the spurs of romance to hand you the reins of Playful Inconvenience. This isn't about revenge; it's about therapeutic absurdity. It's about taking back your power, one misplaced rubber duck at a time.
Inside this Mischief Toolkit, you'll discover the secrets to:
- Streaming Service Sabotage: Why change their password when you can change their profile picture to a grumpy pug and rename their account Your Favorite Mistake?
- The Remote Control Riddle: A surgical guide to strategic battery removal that will leave them questioning the very laws of physics.
- The Phantom Playlist: How to turn their Chill Vibes morning into a high-octane accordion-heavy Polka nightmare.
- Digital Diversions: From baffling Venmo requests for Emotional Support During Commercial Breaks to the Innocent Bystander Gambit using mutual friends to spread hilariously weird hearsay.
- The Toilet Paper Tactician: A deep dive into the only correct way to hang the roll (and how to silently enforce the Over decree).
Whether you're dealing with an Overthinker, a Stoic, or an Easily Flustered Individual, this guide teaches you how to calibrate your gentle nudges to fit their specific brand of annoyance.
Warning: This book contains no advice on reconciliation, healthy communication, or taking the high road. It is, however, a masterclass in reclaiming your sense of humor through the glorious power of the breakup blues.
Grab your copy today and turn your heartbreak into a grand finale of magnificent silliness.
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