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    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
    612-822-4611

Open Daily: 10am - 10pm | Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm
3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
612-822-4611
How To Be A Good German Shepherd Dog: "Self-Help For The Confused"

How To Be A Good German Shepherd Dog: "Self-Help For The Confused"

Lovas, Gwynneth Mary

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ISBN10: 0995817022
ISBN13: 9780995817029
Publisher: Lightning Source Inc
Published: Mar 26 2017
Pages: 62
Weight: 0.21
Height: 0.13 Width: 5.98 Depth: 9.02
Language: English
... amusing, intelligent, and entertaining... (Andrea Koschade, Editor, Capital Shepherd News, Ottawa, Mar/Apr 2017) Lucy Olsen, GSD, the precocious German Shepherd Dog featured in The Retirement Diaries(R), has taken it upon herself to write the world's first German Shepherd Dog self-help book. SPECIAL FEATURE: Includes the lyrics to The German Shepherd Dog Song! Full of hilarious advice on everything from choosing an appropriate name for yourself when your Master has named you Cupcake or Bubbles, to farting etiquette and table manners. Lucy just wants to help every German Shepherd Dog understand how to be a good German Shepherd Dog, and live up to the intended design of their creator, Max von Stephanitz: Remarkable in his unswerving loyalty to his master, irrepressible in his high spirits, never idle, always in motion, good-natured but not a flatterer, a constant pleasure to the eye... Her solution? In How To Be A Good German Shepherd Dog, Lucy provides guidance to her fellow GSDs on all matters related to general social conduct and establishes a four-part Code of Conduct for those GSDs seeking to be enrolled in her new organization, the International Order of German Shepherd Dogs. Also includes excepts from Dear Lucy, Lucy's advice column for German Shepherd Dogs. If you love the unique personality of German Shepherd Dogs, you will want this on your book shelf.

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