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Hey Zombies! Thanks for Nothing
Paperback
HumorScience FictionGeneral Fiction
Publisher: Wayven Pienaar
Published: Mar 17 2026
Pages: 210
Weight: 0.47
Height: 0.48 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Hey Zombies! Thanks for Nothing
Three souls from 1987. One chaotic 2026. Zero clue what's going on.
When a freak accident at a convention center catapults an unlikely trio forty years into the future, they discover that the world of tomorrow isn't exactly what the movies promised. They have four weeks to find out whether the future is a victory lap or a dumpster fire.
Meet the time-travelers:
- The Reporter: Hard-hitting and looking for the scoop of the century...if she can stop screaming at the touchscreens.
- The 11th Grader: A cynical teen who was over it in 1987 and is even less impressed by the apocalypse of 2026.
- The 'Hobo': He didn't ask to travel through time; he just followed the scent of free appetizers and ended up in a different era.
From the nostalgia of the eighties to the biting absurdity of the modern world, Hey Zombies! Thanks for Nothing is a high-octane, laugh-out-loud exploration of human nature. It's polished, poignant, and definitely worth the sleep you'll lose binge-reading it.
If you enjoy sharp wit, fish-out-of-water chaos, and social satire that hits like a ton of bricks, this is the book you've been waiting for.
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