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A Hypnotherapist's Guide to Dating the Divine: Swipe Right for Spirits
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Apr 10 2025
Pages: 526
Weight: 1.53
Height: 1.06 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
A Hypnotherapist's Guide to Dating the Divine
Swipe Right for Spirits
A romantasy for anyone who's ever wanted to be chosen by the cosmos-on their own terms
Jim was just trying to get home.
He definitely didn't mean to stumble into a summoning circle-and accidentally bind himself to a divine spirit of love with boundary issues, a haunted aura, and metaphysical opinions about modern intimacy.
Now he's entangled in a cosmic contract with Kiv, a powerful entity whose idea of connection feels more like possession than partnership. As divine algorithms awaken, cultists start chanting in hashtags, and reality itself begins to glitch, Jim must confront not just the spirit-but the question at the center of everything:
What is love, if it doesn't leave room for choice?
Set in a magically warped New Orleans where longing becomes leverage and affection can be programmed, A Hypnotherapist's Guide to Dating the Divine is a witty, philosophical, and wildly original romantasy about sacred consent, spiritual hunger, and the awkward beauty of being seen without being swallowed.
Perfect for readers who love:
Comedic romantasy with heart and teeth
Magical realism that messes with metaphysics
Spiritual satire, kink theology, and emotional depth
Accidental soul contracts with divine complications
Romance that respects autonomy as much as desire
You don't have to be whole to be wanted.
But you should always be free to say no.
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