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How to Tell Your Barber You Liked the Haircut (and Cry at Home Later)
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Publisher: Nazimuddin Ahmed
Pages: 148
Weight: 0.39
Height: 0.34 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
We've all been there. The chair spins. The cape comes off. And the barber asks the only question that matters: *So? What do you think?*
This is the moment this book was written for.
*How to Tell Your Barber You Liked the Haircut (and Cry at Home Later)* is the definitive, deeply unnecessary survival guide for anyone who has ever smiled through a haircut disaster and saved the meltdown for the car ride home. Inside, you'll find:
- The Five Stages of Haircut Grief (Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Fake Acceptance, and Crying in the Car)
- A ranked, scientific field guide to fake compliments, complete with Believability Scores
- Facial expression training for smiling when your soul is screaming
- A full flowchart for deciding whether to fire your barber
- Barber horoscopes for all twelve signs
- A choose-your-own-adventure chapter, a scored quiz, and a Certificate of Survival
- A Grief Journal with space to reflect (or cry) in writing
It's silly. It's petty. It's oddly specific. It is, above all, a gift for the person in your life who has never once told their barber the truth - and isn't about to start now.
Perfect as a gag gift, a stocking stuffer, a white elephant win, or a just because you got bangs last week present.
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