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How to Talk to People: (When You'd Rather Die)
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ISBN13: 9798196336058
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jun 19 2026
Pages: 126
Weight: 0.34
Height: 0.27 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jun 19 2026
Pages: 126
Weight: 0.34
Height: 0.27 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Talking to people is hard. This book makes it funny.
If your idea of small talk is silently panicking while someone says So, what do you do?, How to Talk to People (When You'd Rather Die) is here to help. Packed with painfully relatable humor, surprisingly useful scripts, and zero judgment, this guide is perfect for introverts, socially anxious folks, and awkward humans of all kinds.
If your idea of small talk is silently panicking while someone says So, what do you do?, How to Talk to People (When You'd Rather Die) is here to help. Packed with painfully relatable humor, surprisingly useful scripts, and zero judgment, this guide is perfect for introverts, socially anxious folks, and awkward humans of all kinds.
Inside, you'll learn how to:
Whether you're someone who rehearses how to order coffee or practices fake phone calls before every event, this book is your cozy, hilarious, and oddly helpful companion for getting through life's most dreaded activity: talking to other human beings.
- Survive awkward silences without talking about the weather
- Escape conversations without faking an emergency
- Handle small talk, parties, Zoom calls, and just popping in to say hi
- Set social boundaries (politely) and recharge your introvert battery
- Make friends without sounding like a cult leader
- And yes, even talk to people, without dying inside (too much)
Whether you're someone who rehearses how to order coffee or practices fake phone calls before every event, this book is your cozy, hilarious, and oddly helpful companion for getting through life's most dreaded activity: talking to other human beings.
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