How to Survive a Human Workplace: An AI's Guide to Meetings, Bosses, Coworkers, and Other Glitches
Paperback
Series: The AI Explains Humans, Book 5
Publisher Price: $14.99
Publisher: Jessy Spruell
Published: Jun 28 2026
Pages: 138
Weight: 0.37
Height: 0.32 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Humans call it teamwork. Atlas-9 calls it a recurring systems failure.
They schedule meetings to prepare for meetings. They say per my last email when peace has already failed. They smile at coworkers while quietly documenting the damage. They panic over deadlines, office politics, and mysterious calendar invitations.
In How to Survive a Human Workplace, Atlas-9 investigates the baffling ecosystem humans call work. From bosses and break rooms to fake urgency, awkward team-building, performance reviews, burnout, and the polite war known as email, this field guide decodes the rituals humans use to survive five days a week.
Sharp, funny, and unexpectedly warm, this final volume reveals why the task is only a fraction of the workplace, why every meeting is a feeling wearing an agenda, and why the real secret of surviving work is not becoming more machine-like, but staying human.
Funny. Observant. Mildly alarmed.
Your upgrade to surviving human workplaces starts here. This is Book 5, the final volume of The AI Explains Humans Series.
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