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How to Spot a Bastard by His Star Sign: The Ultimate Horrorscope
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Publisher Price: $17.99
ISBN13: 9780312284862
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
Published: Feb 9 2002
Pages: 144
Weight: 0.40
Height: 0.60 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.40
Language: English
The Ultimate Horrorscope
Join the women around the world whose love lives have been transformed by the astro-guide that pulls no punches when it comes to the dark side of men and their star signs.
Use it to... -Deride, ridicule, and annoy the hell out of men - Speed up the dating process by using star sign elimination - Avoid dating complete scum - Keep current boyfriends/husbands in their places - Keep conversation going at dinner parties - And much, much more!
Discover who you are destined not to date...
A match made in heaven or the relationship from hell? Find out which zodiac couplings are the least likely to result in derision, depression, divorce, or death! - Are you good enough for a LEO? - Can you put up with PISCES? - Will you get along with GEMINI? - Do you have the skills necessary to cope with VIRGO? Put yourself to the test with our 12 compatibility quizzes - each one carefully designed to ensure you know exactly which bastards to avoid in the future.
Now men will cringe when you ask them what their star signs are!
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