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How to Clone a President: The Curious Case of Washulysses Lincgarfeagon the First
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ISBN13: 9798185513705
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 4 2026
Pages: 140
Weight: 0.39
Height: 0.35 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 4 2026
Pages: 140
Weight: 0.39
Height: 0.35 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Howard Pressman was supposed to be a respectable scientist.
Instead, after one late-night shopping spiral and a series of deeply questionable historical purchases, he accidentally creates Washulysses Lincgarfeagon the First - a clone made from presidential DNA, mysterious contamination, and enough ambition to frighten a zoning board.
Instead, after one late-night shopping spiral and a series of deeply questionable historical purchases, he accidentally creates Washulysses Lincgarfeagon the First - a clone made from presidential DNA, mysterious contamination, and enough ambition to frighten a zoning board.
Washulysses immediately declares himself president, appoints a cuckoo clock as his vice president, founds the Garage Republic, and begins a campaign of patriotic confusion that sends the neighborhood - and eventually CORN, the Community Organization for Regulated Normalcy - into full bureaucratic panic.
But beneath the stovepipe hat, speeches, memes, garage diplomacy, and laundry-basket space program, Washulysses is trying to understand something much bigger than leadership.
He is trying to understand himself.
Absurd, satirical, and surprisingly tender, How to Clone a President is a comic novel about science gone wrong, normalcy gone mad, and one impossible man's quest to become more than the pieces that made him.
But beneath the stovepipe hat, speeches, memes, garage diplomacy, and laundry-basket space program, Washulysses is trying to understand something much bigger than leadership.
He is trying to understand himself.
Absurd, satirical, and surprisingly tender, How to Clone a President is a comic novel about science gone wrong, normalcy gone mad, and one impossible man's quest to become more than the pieces that made him.
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