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How Not to Find Your Local Weed-Man
Paperback
Series: The Absurdities Anthology
ISBN13: 9781966464112
Publisher: Writing for the World Press
Published: Jul 27 2025
Pages: 92
Weight: 0.26
Height: 0.22 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
This is NOT how you go about finding your local weed man.
Meet Malcolm, a straight-laced, suit-and-tie kind of guy who's never set foot outside his comfort zone-until now. Raised in an upper-middle-class Atlanta neighborhood, Malcolm's world is all dinner parties, job promotions, and polite handshakes. But when his new girlfriend Tasha, a bold, no-nonsense woman from the other side of town, drops a hint that their third date might include an overnight stay, Malcolm panics.
Taking his friends' misguided advice to spice things up, Malcolm embarks on an ill-fated mission to procure weed for the big night. There's just one problem: Malcolm has no idea where to begin.
From an awkward conversation with his barber to a hilarious run-in with a hustler named Big Tony, Malcolm stumbles through a chaotic day full of misunderstandings, mishaps, and more than a few lessons about life, love, and what really matters. Meanwhile, Tasha has her own plans for the night-and they have nothing to do with getting high.
Packed with laugh-out-loud moments, authentic characters, and the vibrant backdrop of Atlanta, How to Find Your Local Weed Man is a heartwarming and comedic journey through one man's attempt to impress the woman he loves-one misstep at a time.
Will Malcolm survive the day with his dignity intact? Or will this be one date night he'll never live down?
Perfect for fans of romantic comedies, cultural humor, and stories that bring black love and laughter to the forefront.
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