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Get Riley to the Party on Time!
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Nov 29 2023
Pages: 108
Weight: 0.37
Height: 0.26 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Riley MacLeod is expecting a very important phone call from a man who can make or break his writing career. But first he must shovel the front walk of his house for his wife who is expecting a group of women from their local church. Not a big deal...shovel the walk and then go back inside and wait for the phone call. But when Charlie, Riley's best friend, appears out of nowhere and sprays him with a water gun full of vinegar, Riley's otherwise calm morning turns into a rolling snowball that turns into a nightmare of one misadventure after another.
After being sprayed with vinegar Riley has a 'Conflict' with the preacher's wife, gets a ticket, gets banned from church, causes a brawl at the Detroit Airport, gets chased by a gang member, gets bullied by a cop, becomes trapped in the 'Twi-Light Zone', has a midget attack him, escapes from the police, crash lands in the Arizona desert, makes friends with a biker gang...and finally reaches Los Angeles just in time to attend a very important party.
But does everything end up cozy and nice? Well, just ask Riley who ends up in the hospital once again. Of course, that's normal for a man like Riley MacLeod who should have never gotten out of bed.
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