Genesis
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ISBN10: 1075541387
ISBN13: 9781075541384
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 8 2019
Pages: 96
Weight: 0.27
Height: 0.23 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781075541384
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 8 2019
Pages: 96
Weight: 0.27
Height: 0.23 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
This is Colin Diyen's weird idea about what transpired during the process of creation of the world. Get his own version of the fall of Lucifer. God lived in heaven with the Angels and everything was so perfect. There was joy but no excitement. Too much of the same thing can become monotonous, and even God was tired of the monotony. Lucifer convinced him to accomplish his plan to create another planet, Earth where there would be real fun, including anger, sorrow, treachery, vice, violence and most of all, sex, all aspects that were forbidden in Heaven. According to Lucifer, there could be no excitement without these ingredients.After creation of Earth, God's first attempt to create man resulted in some primitive apelike beings, which he jettisoned somewhere on earth and created Adam in his own image, and the first woman, Lilith. Lucifer packed evil into Lilith and God dumped her in Hell. When God created Eve from Adam's rib, Lucifer still succeeded in getting her to eat the forbidden fruit. The process of evolution eventually transformed the ape creatures into humans and provided wives for the offspring of Adam and Eve.After leading Adam and Eve into original sin, Lucifer had led a revolt against God and had been thrown out of heaven. He now reigned as king of hell and kept plotting to misdirect the people of Earth into his evil ways. He succeeded in getting God so angry that he took the extreme step of wiping out all the people of Earth in a flood. Noah and his family were saved however, locked away in an Ark that they had been asked by God to construct.Follow the imaginative mind of Colin Diyen and enjoy his comic presentation of the situation in Noah's Ark where animals of different species and tendencies, predator and prey, lived and huddled together in the same small space for more than a hundred days. This story is full of humour and creativity.
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