The Great British Limerick Book: Filthy Limericks for (Nearly) Every Town in the UK
Paperback
ISBN13: 9780993247200
Publisher: Lightning Source Inc
Published: Apr 16 2015
Pages: 320
Weight: 1.04
Height: 0.72 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
There are over 900 limericks in the book. A lot of them are hilarious. Most of them are very funny. All of them are filthy.
Guildford, Surrey
At McDonald's in Guildford in Surrey
I had to act quick
To cool down my dick
So I stuck it into my McFlurry
Nuneaton, Warwickshire
There was a young man from Nuneaton
Who really enjoyed being beaten
And squeezing his knackers
With a pair of nut crackers
And riding a bike with no seat on
Bath, Somerset
There was a professor from Bath
Who employed twenty-five research staff
To measure size and direction
Of his every erection
And to plot the results on a graph
The Isle of Skye, Scotland
When I was on the Isle of Skye
I overdid the old Spanish fly
I had a stiff member
From the fourth of December
Till Friday the tenth of July
Ashington, Northumberland
In Ashington there was a miner
Whose wife was a fashion designer
One night to his shock
She dressed him up as a cock
And herself as a six foot vagina
Hackney, Greater London
As a chemist I worked once in Hackney
And invented a treatment for acne
But one ingredi-ent
Was semen I'd spent
And they thought that good reason to sack me
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