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  • Open Daily: 10am - 10pm
    Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm

    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
    612-822-4611

Open Daily: 10am - 10pm | Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm
3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
612-822-4611
Greasy Lips & Bacon Strips

Greasy Lips & Bacon Strips

Donuts, Bobby

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Humor

ISBN10: 0359667325
ISBN13: 9780359667321
Publisher: Lulu Pr
Published: May 16 2019
Pages: 86
Weight: 0.15
Height: 0.18 Width: 4.25 Depth: 7.00
Language: English
Hello...my name is Emma Salisbury but everyone calls me Rooster. I stole some delicious BBQ chicken wings from Kentucky Fried Chicken...but that's not what got me in big trouble. After the girl wouldn't give me any more of those sweet but tangy BBQ sauce packets that you normally get anyway...right?, well I tried to jump over the counter like in the movies, ...but I was wearing my tight blue jeans, and they kept me from really jumping like I normally do...see and I fell over the counter. So my leg goes flying... hits her in the face. I got scared cause she was gonna call the cops right, so I grabbed as much of that BBQ Chicken and as I could, Because like this is it, right?! The law is after me! I'm on the RUN but I got BBQ Chicken! Right! Right! So I ran into an alley and sat down in the corner out of sight and like...after I caught my breath, you know, I ate almost all of it... Oh my god, ...it was so good.

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