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Forever Doomed
Paperback
Publisher: Maryann Kempher
Published: Dec 5 2013
Pages: 338
Weight: 0.86
Height: 0.76 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
If you love cruise ship mysteries, you'll love this book!
Detective Jack Harney thought he was doing a favor-just covering security on a struggling cruise line for an old Army buddy. Easy gig, right? A few shoplifters, maybe a drunken passenger or two.Then a redhead turns up dead. And then a crew member. With the ship days from port, Jack has to find the killer before they strike again. But the case isn't his only problem:
A mysterious dessert saboteur is ruining cakes and cookies.
An ex-girlfriend on board wants to talk.
And one very flirty suspect won't stop eyeing his tan Dockers.
Murder, mischief, and mayhem await. If Jack doesn't solve the case before they dock, the killer walks free-with nothing but a suitcase and a smile. And the dessert saboteur? Let's just say someone is on a personal mission to make sure the ship's desserts don't survive the cruise-because apparently, even cakes have enemies.
Can Jack remain focused and catch a killer, or will someone get away with murder, not to mention serious brownie abuse?
Only one way to find out.
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