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Fangs, Fame And Fine Art - How to Survive a Reality TV Show When You're a Vampire
Paperback
Series: Countess Cordelia: Vampires and Very Bad Decisions, Book 1
Publisher: Eric Van Haze
Published: Feb 26 2025
Pages: 164
Weight: 0.43
Height: 0.38 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Dive into a world where centuries-old curses meet modern-day madness in this hilariously chaotic cozy urban fantasy! Cordelia, a vampire countess with a taste for fine art and love affairs, finds her past literally staring back at her from a stolen Titian portrait. But this isn't your typical midnight museum heist-Lorenzo, her Venetian painter ex, is trapped within the canvas, his soul fragmented by ancient treachery.
From museum heists to reality TV nightmares, Cordelia's life spirals into a whirlwind of absurdity. When Lorenzo's curse causes a clueless TV producer to turn Lorenzo's haunted painting into a viral sensation, complete with snobbish art critiques and accidental poltergeists, Cordelia must juggle her immortal secrets with the chaos of prime-time television. And just when you think things can't get weirder, shadow voices, spiritual therapists, and a desperate attempt to reap a soul throw Cordelia's world into even more comedic disarray.
Get ready for a wild ride through art galleries, TV studios, and the very depths of immortal angst. Can Cordelia protect Lorenzo's soul, survive the internet's insatiable hunger for viral memes, and maybe, just maybe, teach a few reality TV producers a lesson they'll never forget? Find out in a story where vampires, art, and reality TV collide in the most hilariously unexpected ways!
This is a novella length story of about 30.000 words.
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