Dysfunction Diaries: You Can Take the Girl Out of the Trailer...
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ISBN10: 1976059658
ISBN13: 9781976059650
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Sep 1 2017
Pages: 50
Weight: 0.18
Height: 0.10 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781976059650
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Sep 1 2017
Pages: 50
Weight: 0.18
Height: 0.10 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Dysfunction Diaries is a collection of short stories based on my real shenanigans. Meet Larry and the gang! Grab yourself a diet store brand pop and chain smoke your way through classics, like: Who Took Mother's Pop Bottles, Kitty's Voodoo Hex, and What the Fuck, Larry? This may sound like a smutty humor book, and basically... it is! But, it's also educational. You'll learn about Burning Books and Other Cleansing Rituals and how to eat Water for Dinner, among other useful life lessons. Most of all, hopefully, you'll learn to be super grateful for how normal your family will feel after reading bullshit like Porno Larry.You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll wonder what the hell mother puts in the utter atrocity she calls casserole. You'll solve mysteries like, where to hide mother's body, why all her animals died and what Larry's new favorite pastime is. Page by page you'll understand why my motto is: You can take the girl out of the trailer, but you never take the trailer out of the girl.
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