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Dragon Removal Service
Paperback
Series: Dragon Removal Service, Book 1
ISBN13: 9781949026139
Publisher: Lightning Source Inc
Published: Nov 20 2022
Pages: 358
Weight: 0.90
Height: 0.80 Width: 5.25 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
The war was bad. The cleanup is worse.
Sure, the dragon is dead and the Sorcerer is defeated. But with all the silly left-over magic running around the kingdom of Baltica, things are 'worser-than-worse'.
Who's going to clean it all up?
Eleven-year-old Gulchima Brixby thinks she's the girl for the job. She's just inherited the family construction company, and they're drowning in debt. When a bill-collector threatens her family with prison, Gulchima makes a risky decision. She signs a contract to remove all the silly left-over magic from the kingdom's biggest town.
Fairy poo in the fountain? Swan-maidens under the bridge? Pumpkins that strangle you in your sleep? How hard could it be? It's only magic...
But when a dead dragon drops on her doorstep, the job gets dangerous. Someone is sabotaging her contract, and if Gulchima can't figure out who killed that dead dragon, she might be next.
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Preposterous plots, ridiculous reasoning, glowing beards and obliteration of the fourth wall. If you need a trope-twisting laugh, buy Dragon Removal Service today!
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