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    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
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Open Daily: 10am - 10pm | Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm
3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
612-822-4611
Don"t Brake For BullSh*t

Don"t Brake For BullSh*t

Paperback

HumorGeneral Drama

ISBN13: 9798162638650
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Oct 17 2026
Pages: 134
Weight: 0.38
Height: 0.34 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Welcome to the driver's seat. Go ahead, adjust the mirrors. No, not to check your teeth, but to actually see the terrifying world behind you.Whether you are a sixteen-year-old whose parents forced you into this car to reclaim their weekend chauffeur duties, or a fully grown adult who has successfully survived three decades relying on public transit, rideshares, and the sheer goodwill of friends: welcome. You have finally decided to learn how to pilot a two-ton metal missile hurtling down the asphalt at highway speeds.Let's be entirely honest. Driving is absurd. We take imperfect humans, put them inside motorized couches, and ask them to navigate a chaotic grid of painted lines while obeying colored lights, all while trusting that the strangers heading directly toward them at sixty miles per hour aren't currently distracted by a text message.

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