Death Takes the Slopes
Paperback
Series: The Death Takes Novellas
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ISBN13: 9798247355731
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Feb 7 2026
Pages: 102
Weight: 0.22
Height: 0.26 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Feb 7 2026
Pages: 102
Weight: 0.22
Height: 0.26 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
You'd think a ski trip would be simple. Fresh powder. 80s neon. Zero frost-bitten influencers. But no. I, Corvus Q. Featherbottom-raven, psychopomp, and the only one who understands that camouflage is just a lack of confidence-have been dragged to the Silver Peak Resort so Death can prove he has mastered the pizza technique. The pizza in question involves a nuclear-magenta ski suit, fifteen unnecessary zippers, and a very confused concierge.
Jack Frost, as it turns out, is currently optimizing the mountain into a Deep Freeze that's less about winter and more about burying the local influencer summit in a permanent ice age. Death wants a Radical aesthetic. Hel is learning that a Viking snow-golem belongs in a garden, not a lobby. And I'm stealing radioactive ghost peppers from a pretentious ptarmigan while wondering why the Epic Thaw requires industrial-grade cheese sauce. If this is a vacation, I'm filing for a sabbatical in a volcano. A chaotic, chili-infused supernatural comedy told by a bird who's definitely too good for this.
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