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Dumpsters & Lobsters: Whale's Sperm and Other Thoughts
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ISBN13: 9798185187920
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 8 2026
Pages: 26
Weight: 0.08
Height: 0.06 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 8 2026
Pages: 26
Weight: 0.08
Height: 0.06 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Dumpsters & Lobsters
Whale's Sperm and Other Thoughts
I don't know what this is.
It's not a poetry book. It's a tag I scratched on a dumpster in some dark alley, hoping someone smarter than me would read it and actually get it.
I write from the gutter. That's where I live. I write the shit nobody says out loud, the ugly and the funny and the half-dead parts of being a man too tired to keep pretending he's fine.
Whale's Sperm and Other Thoughts
I don't know what this is.
It's not a poetry book. It's a tag I scratched on a dumpster in some dark alley, hoping someone smarter than me would read it and actually get it.
I write from the gutter. That's where I live. I write the shit nobody says out loud, the ugly and the funny and the half-dead parts of being a man too tired to keep pretending he's fine.
These are joints, not poems. Some make you laugh. Some make you feel like garbage. Most of the time it's both, and I don't apologize for that.
You don't have to understand me. When you go quiet, I already know what you want anyway.
You don't have to understand me. When you go quiet, I already know what you want anyway.
Call me Mark.
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