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The Dragon Wasn't Supposed To Be There (Large Print Edition)
Paperback
Series: Dungeons & Dorks, Book 1
Publisher: Edward Heath
Published: Apr 14 2025
Pages: 128
Weight: 0.40
Height: 0.30 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
The Dragon Wasn't Supposed to Be There
Crimson Valor is a name known across the kingdoms-sung in ballads, etched in stone, and whispered with reverence.
Unfortunately, this isn't that Crimson Valor.
This is the story of a very different group of adventurers. A mage whose spells never quite work. A rogue who can't sneak, steal, or lie without tripping over something. A cleric who blesses the wrong things (often by accident). A barbarian who drinks more than she rages. A bard with a talent for bad lyrics and worse timing. And a ranger who may or may not still be lost in the woods.
They were never meant to be heroes. They were barely meant to survive. But fate-or a bureaucratic mix-up-hands them a legendary name, a dragon-sized misunderstanding, and a chance at glory they have no business claiming.
When a golden dragon egg becomes the prize and an actual dragon becomes the problem, the misfits set off on a sure thing quest that quickly spirals into fiery chaos, mistaken identity, and a lot of yelling. They're not ready. They're not equipped. They're not even qualified to work in retail.
But they are the only ones left standing.
A comedy of errors wrapped in chainmail and soaked in ale, The Dragon Wasn't Supposed to Be There is a fast-paced, laugh-out-loud fantasy adventure for fans of Terry Pratchett, The Legend of Vox Machina, and anyone who's ever critically failed at life-and kept going anyway.
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