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Dot Off Cats Edition: "A laugh-out-loud dot-to-dot for cat parents drowning in furballs, claw marks & chaos."
Paperback
Series: Dot Off, Book 18
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Oct 11 2025
Pages: 106
Weight: 0.58
Height: 0.22 Width: 8.50 Depth: 11.00
Language: English
Congratulations, you absolute idiot - you got a cat. Which means your house is now a warzone of furballs, claw marks, and judgmental stares that could end civilizations.
This isn't therapy. This is survival. Because while normal people meditate, you're here Googling why does my cat scream at 4am and wiping up hairballs that look like cursed relics.
Inside you'll find outrageously simple dot-to-dots paired with savagely funny one-liners about the daily trauma of cat ownership. Perfect for when:
Your cat ignores the 200 bed and sits in the f*cking box.
You wake up to vomit in your slippers.
Curtains are climbing walls, rugs are litter trays, and your laptop is now a throne.
Every cuddle ends with blood.
You clap like a twat when they actually use the litter tray.
So grab your pencil, rescue what's left of your furniture, and connect the dots like you're tracking the furry dictator currently plotting your death.
Because Dot Off: Cats Edition won't stop the chaos - but it will make you laugh so hard you forget your sofa looks like it survived a chainsaw attack.
The purr-fect gift for cat mums, cat dads, and anyone dumb enough to live with claws.
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