Don't be a Douchebag: A Man's Guide to Etiquette
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ISBN10: 1772260037
ISBN13: 9781772260038
Publisher: Sf Classic
Published: Nov 1 2016
Pages: 188
Weight: 0.62
Height: 0.43 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781772260038
Publisher: Sf Classic
Published: Nov 1 2016
Pages: 188
Weight: 0.62
Height: 0.43 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
What happens when the ultimate man writes the ultimate book? Matthew James doesn't know either. But he is a man, and he did write this book. This masterwork will help you identify the douchebag around you. From hippies, to greaseballs, and traffic cops. Drivers who use the middle finger as if it were a sixth gear. Politicians with inflated expense accounts. Pub-goers who chronically piss onto the floor, instead of into the urinal. Drunk drivers, meter maids, and freeloaders. And men who wear straight brimmed hats, or hang their pants below their ass. If any of these describe you, don't worry, this book will help you right your ways. Don't Be A Douchebag: A Man's Guide to Etiquette is more than just a mere book. It is a tool that can be used to smoothly guide you through life's bumpy journey. The book can teach, it can preach, and it can literally raise your children better than you can, figuratively speaking. A self-proclaimed real man's attempt to put the word man back into man, Matthew James has crafted a hilarious, if not irrelevant, book for the modern man. Not for the faint of heart or over-protective mothers, Don't be a Douchebag is an instant classic, sure to entertain from cover to cover.
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