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Declutter? Maybe Later: 100 Excuses for a Master Procrastinator
Paperback
Series: 100 Excuses
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jan 4 2025
Pages: 104
Weight: 0.33
Height: 0.22 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Declutter? Maybe Later
Why tidy up now when you can laugh about it instead?
Packed with 100 hilariously creative excuses for avoiding chores and housework, Declutter? Maybe Later is your ultimate guide to dodging chores while keeping your sense of humour intact. Whether you're conducting a scientific study on dust accumulation or waiting for the vacuum cleaner to resolve its existential crisis, this book has an excuse for every mess.
Perfect for procrastinators, excuse enthusiasts, or anyone who's ever stared at a pile of laundry and thought, not today, this collection will have you in stitches while your house stays comfortably cluttered.
So, put down the duster, grab a cuppa, and let Declutter? Maybe Later remind you that life's too short to spend it scrubbing. After all, mess builds character... or so we like to tell ourselves!
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