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Daily Demotivation: A Year of Bad Advice to Crush Your Goals
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Aug 26 2025
Pages: 368
Weight: 1.39
Height: 0.76 Width: 7.50 Depth: 9.25
Language: English
Daily Demotivation: A Year of Bad Advice to Crush Your Goals
Tired of cheesy motivational quotes? Good. So are we.
Are you drowning in a sea of Good Vibes Only, sunshine, and Pinterest-worthy affirmations that make you want to scream?
Do you suspect the early bird was just a tired pigeon with poor life choices?
Good news: you've found your manual for modern life.
Daily Demotivation delivers 365 days of gloriously bad advice, biting sarcasm, and cynical one-liners. This is not a book about becoming your best self. It's about laughing at the concept entirely.
Inside, you'll find:
365 Days of Demotivation
A full year of delightfully unhelpful quotes to sabotage your hustle and validate your naps.The Antidote to Toxic Positivity
Forget affirmations. Here's your daily permission to embrace chaos, failure, and sarcasm.Sharp, Absurd Humor
From motivational raccoons to existential sandwich metaphors, it's weird, it's witty, and it probably shouldn't be this relatable.The Ultimate Gag Gift
Perfect for your overworked friend, jaded coworker, sarcastic sibling, or anyone who would rather scream into a void than attend a team-building seminar.
This book is for:
Fluent speakers of sarcasm
Fans of demotivational posters
People who think self-help is a pyramid scheme
That one friend who treats seize the day like a threat
Forget the journey. Burn the map. Crush your spirit - daily.
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