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Certified: One Unexpected Birth... One Hapless Wedding... One Bizarre Death
Paperback
ISBN13: 9781800311091
Publisher: New Generation Pub
Published: Aug 9 2021
Pages: 316
Weight: 0.76
Height: 0.71 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
2021 MARK TWAIN INTERNATIONAL CIBA GRAND PRIZE WINNER IN HUMOUR & SATIRE
2022 GOLD MEDAL WINNER, AMERICAN WRITING AWARDS. HUMOR
2022 BRONZE MEDAL WINNER, INTERNATIONAL READERS' FAVORITE BOOK AWARD. FICTION- HUMOUR/COMEDY
2022 GOLD MEDAL WINNER, THE GLOBAL BOOK AWARDS. HUMOROUS FICTION
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ -The most striking aspect of Certified is the quality of the writing, which is original, fresh, and unique. Themes of hope, heartbreak, loss, love, and change flow seamlessly, leaving no cliffhangers as they propel toward the end. Overall, this is a tightly woven and intelligent comedy-drama -2021 CIBA Mark Twain Grand Prize-Winning Review
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ -Infused with themes of love, loss, heartbreak, and hope, Certified is a humorous yet moving analogy. Author Roger Wilson-Crane's quick-witted dialogue and humour make the narrative a breeze to go through. I had a wonderful time reading Certified. If you're looking for a grounded comedy-drama novel, I highly recommend it.- 2022 Readers' Favorite Bronze Medal Winning Review
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️-This book is an absolute joy. It's clever, funny and has dozens of memorable moments in it. I loved it.- Michael Heppell, International Sunday Times Best-Selling Author
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ -This is a book that you won't want to stop reading once you've started. The result is a book that is funny, sad and philosophical in equal measure. -OnlineBookClub.Org
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ -A riveting account of one man going through the three milestones in life. An enchanting and eloquent story, its quick rhythm and comedy-filled adventures will catch any readers heart.- Literary Titan
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ -Poignant, humorous and full of realism. It's the Four Weddings and a Funeral of the book world. -Stacey Hammond, Arc Reader and Reviewer
Certified is a comedy drama following one man through birth, marriage, and death. Inspired by real life events, the book takes you on a journey of joy, loss, and heartache, through life's three certificates.
One Unexpected Birth: The long road to fatherhood as an unnamed narrator finally finds the love of his life after a string of dysfunctional relationships only to face a blast from the past on the day he becomes a father.
One Hapless Wedding: The pressures of matrimony as the wedding of their dreams, in the beautiful locale of Puglia is scuppered by Justin Timberlake. An encounter with armed police, an Austin Powers lookalike, plus a disastrous boat-trip, threatens to derail proceedings.
One Bizarre Death: The sadness of loss. Our narrator mourns the loss of loved ones with confused emotions, a revaluation of life, and the often, ludicrous circumstances following their deaths.
A book to stir the memories in us all. The realisation we have all been certified.
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