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The Crusty Sock: A practical (and cheeky) adult-themed how-to book on removing mysterious stains from 41 everyday objects
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: May 21 2025
Pages: 90
Weight: 0.25
Height: 0.22 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Sticky situation? We've got you.
The Crusty Sock is the world's first (and hopefully last) guide devoted to cleaning up after life's most... intimate mishaps.
From phones to furniture, curtains to coworkers' chairs - this ridiculously funny yet oddly useful manual delivers real advice for tackling the untouchable.
Featuring 41 gloriously categorized objects, this fully illustrated book explores the science of suspicious stains - while keeping the jokes coming faster than your internet search history would like.
Inside you'll find:
✅ Practical cleaning tips for common (and uncommonly gross) surfaces
✅ Product suggestions and emergency hacks
✅ Hilariously classy (and classily gross) illustrations
✅ Zero judgment - just laughter, gloves, and maybe a little bleach
Perfect as a gag gift for birthdays, bachelorette parties, white elephant exchanges, or that one roommate who keeps ruining the couch.
Whether you're the spiller or the one stuck with the sponge -
this is your ultimate handbook for life's messiest mysteries.
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