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The Clean Cheeks Manual: Wipe Smarter, Not Harder: A Lighthearted Guide to Bathroom Hygiene, Bidets, and Saving the Planet One Wipe at a Time
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jan 11 2025
Pages: 62
Weight: 0.21
Height: 0.13 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Most people think they've got bathroom hygiene figured out. But the truth is, there's a world of knowledge (and hilarity) that you've probably been missing when it comes to keeping your cheeks clean.
In The Clean Cheeks Manual, you'll dive into the fascinating history of wiping, explore cultural differences in bathroom habits, and discover the pros and cons of everything from toilet paper to bidets. Packed with tongue-in-cheek humor and practical tips, this book will revolutionize your bathroom routine - one wipe at a time.
✅ How cavemen wiped before the invention of toilet paper
✅ Whether wet wipes are really flushable (spoiler: they're not)
✅ How to reduce your environmental impact in the bathroom
✅ The etiquette of public restrooms (so you don't become that person)
✅ Why bidets are the future of wiping
With laugh-out-loud anecdotes and science-backed advice, The Clean Cheeks Manual is your ultimate guide to mastering the art of the wipe.
Don't leave your bathroom routine to chance. Your cheeks deserve better!
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