Californians Welcome to Texas
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ISBN13: 9798701582482
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Apr 20 2022
Pages: 200
Weight: 0.60
Height: 0.42 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Apr 20 2022
Pages: 200
Weight: 0.60
Height: 0.42 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
You all are not following me, are you? But then you are. I moved from the Bay Area, love it and lived it like it's an outer world, as if not part of Earth because all the Earthly rules I knew of before moving there and spending almost two decades there were being thrown out the window like it's no man's business. Almost 2 decades was a breeze for me days weeks, months years flew and past much faster than the Bay Area fog. Who should leave this planet without visiting or living in the Bay Area, at least one month? I bet they won't leave after a month. Well, now that so many of you are here, coming here in droves, IBM tech companies and the like, I need to tell you a secret: Don't Mess With Texas!!!I I keep wondering why, why would you take the relocation? Texas is not anything like California, and don't even try to make it so. For starters, some Texans I know of do not like Californians. And rightfully so. I'm talking just don't like. Rightfully so if you just say you don't like Californians but that's it. - period. Not that you say so and do something mean, evil hurtful about it. If so, that is sickness- please. So, my first year back in Texas 2017, I actually had a Texas born and raised adult tell me he disliked California, and Californians. And wish it falls off into the Pacific Ocean. I went, OMG. I saw the Pacific Ocean daily for several years when in the bay area, and to hear another human being say that just ended my conversation with him. That said. you will find some logical and reasonable reasons why some do not like Californians. And again, not the sicko kind, but out of concern like - what now! Do not come here planning to change the state. This is Texas and it will remain so. It will never be California. I do not want to hear that someone from California got hurt or something because they did not know of these things. I know better and sharing here. Pay attention to the highlights. Texas is a great state, but quite different from California. I want you to have this book as a guide, stay safe, get resources, and live in harmony.
Key Points why you should buy this book and also recommend it:
- The number one focus is your safety.
- Good Texan culture + humorous aspects.
- Bring in your goodness to progress the culture here.
- Be aware of the great opportunities, resources.
- Live in harmony in Texas.
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