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Breakfast Rum Club
Paperback
Series: Ezekiel, Book 3
Publisher Price: $16.95
ISBN13: 9781732006201
Publisher: Douglas Mcmillan
Published: Mar 9 2018
Pages: 250
Weight: 0.65
Height: 0.53 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
A multilayered dark comedy BRC is the final quirky chapter in the Ezekiel series. With the US in a constitutional crisis and on the precipice of a second civil war Zeke and his wife relocate to San Pedro Belize. A group of local drunks, dubbed The Breakfast Rum Club, guide Zeke on his final journey of self-discovery. The BRC reside in the island's beach front cemetery yet possess inexplicable gifts that help guide Zeke through a series of humorous missteps while enlightening him on his bizarre past.
Caution: This is a politically incorrect story chock full of heretical ideas and unlikely conspirators and is not for snowflakes in need of safe places. The salty characters curse a lot and egads... the author writes from a conservative perspective.
Zeke discovers his DNA is unique and highly valued by his keepers and enemies alike. His long-term ethereal friend Hobo joins him and with the help of the BRC keep him safe until they can secure the stolen key to transport Zeke's designer DNA back home.
An unlikely group of conspirators, a Mexican drug cartel, a homegrown militant organization, and a mysterious wealthy American, join forces to disrupt world order while they search for and attempt to destroy all traces of Zeke's DNA. As the BRC fight to secure the key they must race against a looming extinction event. Just a normal day in the neighborhood.
A quirky dystopian creation story full of bizarre characters and an exotic Caribbean settings that will keep you laughing until the very end.
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