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Bouncers versus Zombies
Paperback
Series: Bouncers Versus Zombies, Book 1
ISBN13: 9780955886935
Publisher: Jigmag Publishing
Published: Dec 4 2023
Pages: 298
Weight: 0.93
Height: 0.62 Width: 6.14 Depth: 9.21
Language: English
Welcome to the debut of the ultimate British dark comedy and apocalyptic action thriller series!
Stuck working the front doors on the busiest night of the year, our Land Rover-driving, permabulking doorman-Ronaldo, Tom Aspinall, and Bruce Willis all rolled into one-has one goal: complete his last shift, grab a hot chocolate, and get home for Christmas.
Standing in his way is a wave of bloodthirsty, demonic biters, a severe shortage of energy drinks, a broken ankle in a medical boot, and the total refusal of drunk revellers to follow basic SIA door policy.
Throwing out the SIA rulebook, a merry band of bouncers tackle the outbreak with sheer, bloody violence! As Chester descends into festive chaos, the lads take on the undead with fists, boots, and rolling pins-proving that dealing with chaotic punters isn't all that different from dealing with zombies anyway.
The Crew:
- The Narrator: The living legend himself-an unnamed, invincible, heavily muscled hero type who considers collateral damage a small price to pay for security.
- Little James: 6'2 and 210 lbs of sunbed-tanned pretty boy-a sketting machine whose questionable choices lead straight into vampire territory.
- Tosh: The quiet, monotone jew-jitz-voodoo practitioner who keeps the clickers running and stays unbothered while the world burns.
- Ameer: The half-Welsh, honey-badger boxing unit with deep faith, razor-sharp instincts, and a lethal left hook.
- TKO: The cocky, fast-talking former boxer who handles biters like James Bond with heavy hands.
- Hash: A 6'5 giant down from Leeds-an absolute unit ready to back the lads and stomp demons into the pavement.
Inside the Black Eye Friday Chaos:
- Door-Life Mayhem: Real-life bouncer culture, ridiculous SIA rules thrown out, and zero-nonsense entry bans.
- The Beast Off-Road: Navigation via a heavily kitted 1996 Land Rover Discovery 300 TDI with lift kit, snorkel, and zero fuel.
- Frontline Street Brawls: Unapologetic violence, holy leg-drops, and taking out demonic forces to protect the team.
- Festive Apocalypse: Snowbound Chester alleys, cheap energy drinks, tactical hand sanitiser, and a desperate search for takeaway pizza.
Packed with authentic door-work culture, relentless action, unhinged pub banter, and unapologetic Christian grit-it's a throwback to traditional masculinity and a raw, blood-soaked middle finger to modern, soft-hearted horror. Bouncers Versus Zombies is equal parts Lock, Stock, The Inbetweeners, and Shaun of the Dead on a high-octane festive ride.
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