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Bouncers versus Zombies 2: Chester Christmas Nightmare (Large Print Edition)
Paperback
Series: Bouncers Versus Zombies, Book 2
ISBN13: 9780955886942
Publisher: Jigmag Publishing
Published: Jul 28 2026
Pages: 250
Weight: 0.78
Height: 0.53 Width: 6.14 Depth: 9.21
Language: English
Lockdown is in effect. The roads are freezing. And the night shift is completely out of hand.
Picking up directly after December 23rd, the story continues in this explosive second installment of the ultimate British dark comedy and apocalyptic action thriller series.
Trapped on the doors of Chester amidst a snowbound apocalypse of demonic vax-zombies, our battle-tested doorman-Lennox Lewis, Eddie Hall, and Arnold Schwarzenegger all in one-has one goal: get his pregnant girlfriend, his son Richie, and his squad home safe for Christmas Day.
Standing in his way is a city overrun by bloodthirsty possessed scum, a medical ankle boot, and the urgent need to rescue proper worldies to help repopulate the earth.
Reunite with familiar faces from Book 1 as the squad takes the fight to the freezing streets! As Chester descends into spiritual warfare, the lads navigate wild encounters-from stranded lingerie models to an open Greggs for hot steak bakes-while facing forces that make standard zombies look like child's play.
The Crew:
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Big James:
A 325-pound unit who cooks up performance concoctions from dubious Chinese ingredients and genuinely enjoys society's collapse.
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Little James:
Standing 6'2 and 220lbs, he's the pretty-boy jew-jitz practitioner never derailed from chasing skets.
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Ameer:
The human badger-smart, tactical, makes a decent lamb tagine, and keeps the squad together.
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Hash:
A mountain of a man-ready to wrap you in a bear hug or curb-stomp a demon's head into pulp.
Inside the Christmas Eve Chaos:
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The Ultimate Speed Run:
Christmas shopping via looting through Woolworths for PS5 Pros, toys, and a long-discontinued Monster Ripper.
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Spiritual Warfare & Brawls:
Street fights against demonic horrors, brutally detailed kills, and jaw-shattering left hooks.
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The Beast on Fumes:
Escaping means relying on a heavily modified Land Rover Discovery 300 TDI with lockers, lift kit, and mud tyres.
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Field Medicine & Rations:
Questionable emergency injections, hand sanitizer, and a quest for pizza under the guise of glycogen restoration.
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Two-Tier Chaos:
Exploiting British two-tier policing to call in backup while surviving end-times anarchy.
Packed with authentic door-work culture, relentless action, unhinged pub banter, and unapologetic Christian grit-it's a throwback to traditional masculinity and a right-winger's Christmas sleigh ride through the collapse of modern society. Bouncers versus Zombies 2: Chester Christmas Nightmare is equal parts Shaun of the Dead, Snatch, and a razor-sharp, blood-soaked middle finger biting hard into the social dynamics of a collapsing modern Western civilisation.
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