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The Bible of Pooping
Paperback
Series: The Everyday Bibles, Book 1
Publisher: HS Publishing
Published: Jan 28 2026
Pages: 86
Weight: 0.28
Height: 0.18 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
THE HOLY SCRIPTURE OF CONTROLLED LOSS OF CONTROL
This book is not a guide.
It does not explain how to poop.
It does not give advice.
It does not warn you.
And it certainly does not try to improve you.
This book is a parody.
A mercilessly honest, lovingly exaggerated parody of something humans have been doing for centuries -
Since humans have existed, there have been:
- toilets, bathrooms, and locked doors
- urgency paired with false confidence
- the belief that this will be quick
- and the quiet hope that nobody noticed anything
In 200 holy facts, this book dissects with dry, observational humor:
- why it is never as quick as planned
- why the body always chooses the worst possible moment
- why silence on the toilet is never truly silent
- and why dignity is always negotiable, but never guaranteed
This is not a joke book full of one-liners.
It is satire, observation, and recognition.
Made to make you laugh.
Made to make you nod.
Made to make you think: Yes. Exactly this.
THE PERFECT GIFT BOOK FOR:
- birthdays
- Christmas
- Secret Santa & gift exchanges
- housewarmings
- bachelor parties & casual gag gifts
- friends, coworkers, partners, and siblings
- people who claim they never take long
- anyone who owns a bathroom
Whether as toilet reading, bathroom decor, sofa entertainment, or short breaks of questionable reflection:
this book works everywhere humans sit down and lock the door.
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