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The Bible of Farting
Paperback
Series: The Everyday Bibles, Book 2
Publisher: HS Publishing
Published: Jan 28 2026
Pages: 82
Weight: 0.27
Height: 0.17 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
The Holy Scripture of Controlled Loss of Control
This book is not a guide. It does not try to explain how to fart. It does not warn you. And it certainly does not try to improve you. This book is a parody. A mercilessly honest, lovingly exaggerated parody of everything humans have been doing with their bodies for centuries - and immediately trying to deny afterward.
As long as humans have existed, there has been air that has to go somewhere, good reasons and bad excuses, the firm resolution to hold it a little longer, and the sentence: That wasn't me.
In 200 holy facts, this book dissects with dry humor why control never fully works, why timing is always wrong, why silence makes everything worse, and why no one is ever responsible - except perhaps the body itself. This is not a joke book made of one-liners. It is satire, observation, and recognition. Made for laughing. Made for nodding. Made for gifting.
The perfect gift book for: Father's Day, Christmas, birthdays, bachelor and bachelorette parties, small gifts for friends, coworkers, and buddies, people who claim they are in full control of their bodies, and anyone who appreciates honesty just a little too much. Whether as a toilet book, bathroom read, couch companion, or after-work entertainment, this book works anywhere humor is allowed.
Important to know
Satire and parody - not a reference book
Adult humor, not for children
No medical advice
No moral lectures
Instead: a lot of truth between the lines
The Bible of Farting
A book for everyone who knows that control is a nice idea - and the body rarely agrees.
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