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Avoiding Adulthood: Irresponsible Advice for Begrudging Grown-Ups (Life Is Hard... So Why Not Cheat?)
Paperback
ISBN13: 9781093239355
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Apr 12 2019
Pages: 232
Weight: 0.51
Height: 0.49 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Ridiculously entertaining! - Christopher Shevlin, Author of Amazon UK's (Humour) #1 bestselling 'Johnathan Fairfax' series
Are you terrible at life?
You're not alone. But the problem isn't you: it's adulthood - with its ridiculous expectations, soul-sucking admin and casual threats of prison.
Yet what if you could get all the perks of being a grown-up without having to throw your inner child under a bus? Well, now you can.
With Avoiding Adulthood, it's now possible to opt-out of life's most nagging problems... for the price of mere dignity.
So join bestselling author Paul Hawkins today and learn how to:
- Do a whole weekly supermarket shop in just five seconds
- Pull a sickie so convincing your employer will beg you not to come in
- Become instantly and undeservedly rich (just by moving somewhere terrifying)
Avoiding Adulthood is packed full of anarchic British silliness, impractical advice and a serious plan to become a Somali warlord. It's the perfect gift for that chaotic and ridiculous grown-up in your life (especially if that chaotic and ridiculous grown-up is you.)
Life is hard, so why not cheat?
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