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An Alien's Guide To Speaking Earthling Thoroughly
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ISBN10: 1542792975
ISBN13: 9781542792974
Publisher: Createspace
Published: May 30 2017
Pages: 248
Weight: 0.70
Height: 0.56 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781542792974
Publisher: Createspace
Published: May 30 2017
Pages: 248
Weight: 0.70
Height: 0.56 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
In the future, sophisticated aliens will compile our written memoirs and present them on a show intended to be both educational and entertaining, called, An Alien's Guide To Speaking Earthling Thoroughly. The marketplace for episodes of this show will look a lot like the Amazon, or Apple online stores look in 2017, only, these aliens will have the ability to absorb all the different chapters in fractions of a second. The aliens will file this volume, the one on P.J. Davis, somewhere deep, hidden under a strangely named theme, like, Male Earthlings With Miscellaneous Names. P.J's writings will then be re-buried, and re-classified as the 52,575th entry under the subcategory Paul Davis. Then, they'll be divided into eighteen pieces, totaling 76, 713 words (1.4% italicized) and made ready for...absorption. Note: Printed version is highly flammable.
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