An Alien Alienation: Dog Gone it!
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ISBN10: 1790895251
ISBN13: 9781790895250
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Dec 7 2018
Pages: 172
Weight: 0.57
Height: 0.40 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781790895250
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Dec 7 2018
Pages: 172
Weight: 0.57
Height: 0.40 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
It was in 2018 when Douglas met Rita, the alien; and this is where this story begins. He learned then that aliens from outer space have their own system of communication, and if you observe them closely, you will be able to decipher their communicative code. Now, the first question to be concerned with is how do you know you have met an alien from outer space? We shall get the answer to this question shortly; but, not now. Please be patient.It looks like a fantasy, but this is all real. Believe me, this is all real. We must let the imagination speak to us because certain truths conceal themselves in the shadows of myths. And tradition also tells us lies where the human being exerts abominable cruelties on others. And it is all about tradition while it harbors lies and falsehoods, yet we let it rule us....No matter how well the mortal man is doing, he always wants trouble. He can have everything, but he still tries to screw it up for everyone else. Men do crazy things like murdering, blaspheming, sodomizing, backbiting; you name it, yet men still prevail and influence.... This may seem like a fantasy of the mind. But can you stretch the feasibility of the mind to apprehend space and time to look out into the far universe? This seems peculiar. But you must put yourself in Douglas' position. Mere farcical, gross absurdity! It would seem to be the case for those who have never been exposed to natural abnormalities. Natural abnormalities! That sounds peculiar...
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