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Attempted Murder and Other Ways to Seduce Your Mate
Paperback
Series: The Cake Chaos Chronicles
Publisher Price: $16.99
Publisher: Emma Eden
Published: Oct 24 2025
Pages: 374
Weight: 0.95
Height: 0.83 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
He needs redemption. I need revenge. Too bad only one of us will survive.
Ever since my mentor's murder, I've had one goal: kill the Elf King. I'll need every magic sigil I know because not only is he an arrogant ass, he shifts into a first class shadow daddy. I don't give up, even when I fail at my first attempt at murder. I'm used to being underestimated.
But no matter how many times I try to kill him, he laughs it off. He grins when I track him down on his quest to win back his kingdom. He smirks through every one of my attempts at slaying. Even unlocking my hidden power with his first-class schlongasaurus brings out a chuckle. The absolute nerve of this guy!
He tells me I can help him save the Harrowlands from ruin. I tell him he'll lead me straight to mine. Then he confesses we're fated mates-and the attempted murder really turns him on. Which only makes me want to stab him repeatedly. Nevermind his cunning, his protection, even his Godds-cursed plant obsession are starting to grow on me. I'll fall for him over his dead body.
Killing him was meant to be my greatest accomplishment-being his queen might just be my undoing.
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