The Art of Corporate F*ckery: Saying It Without Saying It
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jun 28 2026
Pages: 32
Weight: 0.09
Height: 0.07 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Ever wanted to tell your boss exactly what you're thinking... without actually saying it?
Welcome to The Art of Corporate F*ckery: Saying It Without Saying It, the ultimate survival guide for anyone who's mastered the fine art of smiling through meetings, replying to impossible emails, and professionally translating, What the fuck? into something HR can't write you up for.
Inside, you'll discover hilarious side-by-side translations of what you're really thinking and how to say it in polished corporate language. From pointless meetings and unrealistic deadlines to micromanagers, endless follow-ups, and quick questions that steal half your afternoon, this book captures the everyday frustrations of corporate life with sharp wit and painfully relatable humor.
Whether you're climbing the corporate ladder, surviving another Monday, or just trying to make it to Friday without losing your mind, you'll recognize every scenario and laugh because you've lived it.
Perfect for:
Office workers
Corporate professionals
Managers with a sense of humor
Coworkers
White Elephant gift exchanges
Secret Santa
Retirement gifts
Boss's Day
Anyone who has ever typed Per my last email...
Whether you're buying it for yourself or for the coworker who deserves a raise (but will probably get another pizza party instead), The Art of Corporate F*ckery: Saying It Without Saying It is the office gift they'll actually keep on their desk.
Warning: This book will not improve your job, increase your salary, or shorten your meetings. It will, however, make surviving them a hell of a lot funnier.
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