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Ancient Mysteries of the Urban Legion
Paperback
Publisher Price: $15.00
ISBN13: 9780986170942
Publisher: B. Mirthy & Sons
Published: Sep 6 2023
Pages: 340
Weight: 0.78
Height: 0.71 Width: 5.25 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
The apocalypse is not a prophecy-it's a plot.
From drugged pelicans attacking a Gulf Coast rock concert to a spider-spewing cactus clearing out the Cambridge Public Library, global turmoil has taken an ominous turn. Even old-world Catholics at Chicago's Saint Kielbasa Parish are packing heat. As Roger Landowski and the Urban Legion race to stop the unrest before the wielding of an ancient artifact can trigger Armageddon, they discover the real leaders of the Corporation and the hilariously horrifying extent of their insidious organization.
This final book of the Urban Legion trilogy reveals the appalling purpose of chemtrails, bananas, and 5G as it reinterprets history from the fall of Rome to the invention of chiropractic.
If you like Men in Black, Christopher Moore, Carl Hiaasen, Christopher Buckley, Kurt Vonnegut, Dave Barry, or Douglas Adams, don your tin-foil hat and discover the secret, zany world of the Urban Legion.
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